The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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