i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think my mom watched the whole time
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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