if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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