how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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