As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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