Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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