I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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