we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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