After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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