he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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