Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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