His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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