i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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