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WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.

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(281): View more from Texas

Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(817): View more from Texas

well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha

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(585): View more from New York

He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.

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(315): View more from New York

JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...

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(269): View more from Michigan

I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.

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(415): View more from California

I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.

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