After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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