I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she peed on how many people?
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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