He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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