the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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