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• (646): View more from New York

  Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...

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• (914): View more from New York

  at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.

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