dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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