I CAN MOONWALK!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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