the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I will die if light touches me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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