i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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