Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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