Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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