"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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