Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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