And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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