Me. At least after what I've been through.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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