No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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