When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Send help, water and tortillas.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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