How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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