you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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