Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
don't judge my taste in strippers
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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