Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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