super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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