Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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