He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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