No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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