he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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