I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
