But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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