when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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