if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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