i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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