Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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