just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
