I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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