Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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