Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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