there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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