Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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