Nicole vs. Life
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
i think my cat just said my name.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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