I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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