Yo dont text me then not text me
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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